Why is it...

that whenever I say that a footballer is playing like a tit and should be substituted, they go and do something good. I'm sorry, Frank Lampard, if you are reading this, but you really weren't very good in the first half. However, you were robbed of the disallowed goal, which, of course came after I said that you were a tit and shold be substituted for Emile Heskey. Which comment alone might reveal my footballing judgment.

I like Ian Wright giving his views though, as he isn't overwhelmingly negative.
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