Aha...!
I exist. Well, actually, I've always existed. Possibly. Save when in the middle of a wood on my own, or something Jungian like that.
I have had neck ache for a week now. This is not the same as being a pain in the neck, although I may also have managed that. It is entirely my own fault, so although sympathy is always acceptable, I don't feel that it is required from all and sundry. I sit badly, and I appear to have been sitting badly for long enough to make my hands hurt (try it; it does after a while). Bah. But it's getting better...
I have lost the will be be at work really; everyone seems to want super-douper versions of everything much quicker than they ever wanted it before. I want to work elsewhere. I hope to be offered a job by the end of the month. That is my goal. I nearly typed foal; but that would have made much less sense.